Oregon Ducks Rivals

Washington: This is the school that used to rule the Northwest. They had money, fame, location, talent... and we had nothing. They looked down upon us. Oh, how the times have changed! This is our biggest rival. This is not "friendly", but pure hatred (for the team, the alumni are okay). / Oregon State: This is our friendly rival, with which we play the aptly named "Civil War". They are little brother. / Stanford: This is not a historic rivalry, but in recent years it has meant so much. We hate them with respect. / USC: Every Pac-12 team looks at USC as the University of Spoiled Children, the team that has it all and has ruled the conference for so many years. This game is heightened for every team, but may mean more to Oregon because USC and Oregon have won at least a share of almost every Pac-x championship since 2000. / Washington State: These are the enemy of the enemy, our friend. Yet, we tend to encounter the alumni often enough that we know it would be quite embarrassing to lose to them. So we don't. / Arizona/Arizona State/Cal/UCLA: The other Pac-10 teams are minor rivals. They certainly register on the radar. / Utah/Colorado: The other Pac-12 teams. They are less like rivals, though we have some hatred for Colorado that stems from our history that would surface if they ever put together a good team again. / Oklahoma: These are the most obnoxious fans in existence. They are a bunch of crybabies. / Boise State: I take back the Oklahoma comment, these are the most obnoxious fans in existence.

Fuck the Huskies. They voted to exclude us from the Pac, the voted us out of a Rose Bowl, they live in the distant past while touting their forgotten national championships, Jim Owens and Rick Neuheisel were both classless scum while they coached there, and fuck the huskies.